Maki's Experiment

quipofthetongue:

airprime7:

@funnier-as-a-system

deerdroo:

only-tiktoks:

Translation:

Hey, people. Today we’re cooking a little puppy to serve with the rice we have over there. We let it simmer for a while.

Ten minutes later, there it is, a bit brown, we stir it a little and let it simmer for another 10 minutes.

Now it must be almost done… Yeah, it’s almost done to perfection. I’m gonna give it 5 seconds more… Uh? My mother’s calling, I’m gonna check what does she want.

Oh, damn it…! I left it like 5 minutes… (gasps) it’s burned, it’s burned it'sburnedit'sburnedit'sburned. We’ll have to leave this recipe for other day. No, look how it ended up! it’s charred, completely charred

I wanna talk how Ultraman Mebius parallels Konomi with Ultraseven (and if it means the others parallel the other Ultrabroters), but I’ve been watching Palestinian shit (and Zionist shit heads) and that’s depressing as fuck, so I can’t talk about good vibes children show, whiplash is too hard

Might finish watching season 1 of Monkie Kid though

angstandhappiness:

tyalangand:

0hheytherebigbadwolf:

pitbolshevik:

pitbolshevik:

mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they’re also just absurdly cute

me when i fucking get you

#bbc merlin#truth#arthur canonically called merlin a stoat so this is entirely correct#they really are the most vicious little fuckers#tiny unit#mother nature created one of the most brutal efficient predators and compressed it into a pocket-sized fluffy baby#stoats can kill animals twice their size by jumping on their backs shadow of the colossus style and biting through their spines#fun fact#anyways yeah this is merlin#adorable murderer#if deadly why cute?#if vicious why lil ears?

@0hheytherebigbadwolf good lord don’t leave this in the tags

LMAO

tossawary:

Rewatched the Howl’s Moving Castle movie (fantastic animated movie, definitely inspired by more than an adaptation of the book) while doing something else and I was struck this time by the fact that the Prince (Turniphead the Scarecrow) says that he intends to go tell his king to call off the war, but THEN he intends on COMING BACK to Ingary to shoot his shot with Sophie again because (as he says to the flirtatious Witch of the Wastes) “hearts change”.

And maybe he will come back to make Sophie an offer of marriage and then leave again when he’s turned down, but I imagined for a moment that the Prince (who is possibly the movie’s version of Prince Justin, so let’s call him Justin) might just… move back into Howl’s house without asking and stay there. There are several cases of precedent for this. Also, as Turniphead, he’s shown several times helping Sophie with laundry, or playing with Markl, or helping the Witch of the Wastes move around, and Sophie deserves that kind of help around the house! Howl isn’t going to reliably do chores.

And you know what? I think Howl would be into that shit. There’s something very Wynne-Jonesian about it all still. It’s tempting to write a post-canon fic about this situation from the movie with an extra dash of flavoring from the books. Like:

This is the infamous wizard Howl Pendragon/Jenkins, a vain draft-dodging flirt who likes to build moving castles to evade taxes too. The beautifully angry young woman with the silver hair over there is his wife, Sophie Hatter, who may or may not be an extremely powerful witch, but right now she’s dusting and do not get in her way. This is Calcifer, the fire demon who used to have Howl’s heart and is arguably his other life partner and also might be in love with Sophie, and this is arguably kind of actually his house. The old lady smoking a cigar over there is Howl’s ex-girlfriend and former nemesis, the Witch of the Wastes, who now lives in their house. This is Markl, Howl’s apprentice, kind of his kid, and there is no explanation of where he comes from or what happened to his parents. The dog used to be(?) the Royal Wizard’s spy (Howl used to be her apprentice and potential successor) but now he also just lives here. And that’s Prince Justin of Strangia, Sophie’s house-boyfriend. Don’t listen to the propaganda, he wasn’t kidnapped by a heart-eating wizard; he used to be a cursed scarecrow and now he wants to be here to help Sophie do laundry. He’s trying to homewreck and Howl thinks it’s both funny and hot.

I just realized that the Hamas victims they’re talking about are the same ones from the Hamas Attack, but the Palestinian victims keep increasing, and shit this is why we care a lot less for the Israelis, because as terrible as it was, it was ONE event, the bombing on Gaza is ongoing

I think a part of me wants to be blocked by Zionists

ani-tolaat-bli-toelet:

dimplecki:

I feel like many of the “free Palestine” people don’t know enough about the hamas terror organisation and its history. They are a group of violent radical Islamic people who seek nothing but to destroy Jews and Israelis. (No different than isis) They are not freedom fighters and they do not represent Palestinian people! They weren’t elected by their people, they started a violent coup back at 2005 (when Israel army left gaza) and took control over gaza by force. They do not care about Palestinian people and they never did, they sacrifice their own kids for their violent agenda, and all they did for the last 20 years is try to start violent wars and war crimes against Israel and against their own. and not for Palestine. For the sake of killing Jews. So even if you hate Israel and you support the liberation of Palestinian people just remember that it does not include supporing the terrorists group hamas who are behind this current vicious attack. hamas are also holding gaza strip hostage. Don’t support terrorism in any form. They are very good at psychological warfare and altering social media opinion. They cater to emotion rather than facts. Please read a little more history if you want to express an opinion

They also execute queer Palestinians. Taking Hamas down would literally save Palestinians

Considering Israel’s bombs do not ask who is queer before falling on civilian homes and hospitals I don’t see how is removing Hamas is gonna make much of a difference

dimplecki:

I feel like many of the “free Palestine” people don’t know enough about the hamas terror organisation and its history. They are a group of violent radical Islamic people who seek nothing but to destroy Jews and Israelis. (No different than isis) They are not freedom fighters and they do not represent Palestinian people! They weren’t elected by their people, they started a violent coup back at 2005 (when Israel army left gaza) and took control over gaza by force. They do not care about Palestinian people and they never did, they sacrifice their own kids for their violent agenda, and all they did for the last 20 years is try to start violent wars and war crimes against Israel and against their own. and not for Palestine. For the sake of killing Jews. So even if you hate Israel and you support the liberation of Palestinian people just remember that it does not include supporing the terrorists group hamas who are behind this current vicious attack. hamas are also holding gaza strip hostage. Don’t support terrorism in any form. They are very good at psychological warfare and altering social media opinion. They cater to emotion rather than facts. Please read a little more history if you want to express an opinion

I know they’re treating your hostages better than your government, they treat them humanely and return some, while the IDF murdered a bunch by firing indiscriminately to Hamas and even refused some

pashminabitch:

I’m speechless. Truly disappointed to see his name there.

The said list:

(icymi, israel has refused to accept release of 2 more hostages:

And we know why:

Hamas were prepared to release the hostages - who are, evidently, being treated humanely and with all their basic needs attended to - in return for nothing, but israel declined them for fear of ruining their propaganda. While they continue to decimate Gaza and are making their move to invade West Bank, which is not controlled by Hamas.)